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Don't be a douche.....

Well, let's see...my name is Emily, I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and what you see is what you get. I'm not fake, I don't pretend to be something I'm not, and I don't like those who do. I call it like I see it, I say it like it is, and I'm not afraid to say the "F" word (classy girls can still swear like sailors!). I'm not fat by any means, but I'm not afraid to eat, so...if you're looking for an anorexic chic, that's NOT me! I have slight OCD tendencies, mixed with a little ADHD...it makes for a fun time :)

Hmmm...what else? I have two bachelor's degrees...one in Public Relations and the other in Criminal Justice. I worked at the Florida Highway Patrol for five years, was a forensic investigator for the District One Medical Examiner's Office for a year (yes, real life CSI just like on tv!), and currently work at Sacred Heart Medical Group as a medical office secretary.

I'm originally from Wisconsin, which means: 1) yes, I like cheese; 2) no, I have never been cow-tipping; and 3) I'm proud to be a cheese-head...let's go, Green Bay, let's go!!!

So, what am I looking for? I'm looking for my best friend...someone who can tell me I'm being a brat, but will still let me get my way...someone who will fight with me over the tv remote only to end up letting me watch my favorite show...someone who will help me with the groceries by carrying in all the heavy bags...someone who will go to the store in the middle of the night when I'm sick to buy Nyquil and chicken soup...someone who will replace the toilet paper roll when he uses the last piece...someone who lets me have the last chicken wing, slice of pizza, or piece of chocolate cake...someone who understands if I need to take care of my parents as they get older...someone who is not afraid to hold my hand in public...someone who will dance with me in the rain.

P.S. If you're married, slightly married, kind of married, married but separated, married but on a break, married but don't live together and don't know what's going to happen in the future.....please leave me out of it!!

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageGerman
BuildAverage
Height163 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthShort
Best featureButt
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyMedical / Health
Employment StatusFull-time
Job Titlemedical office secretary

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Reality shows, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsThe First 48, Northwoods Law, Dual Survival, Swamp People, Cops
Favorite movies typesHorror, Thriller
Favorite moviesStand By Me, The "Saw" series, the "Wrong Turn" series, Halloween, Jeepers Creepers
Music typesCountry, Rock, Pop, New age, Reggae, Gospel, Folk
Favorite artistsBob Marley, Kelly Clarkson, Willie Nelson
Favorite booksanything by James Patterson
Idea of funDisney World :)
HobbiesSports, Reading, TV, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Travel, Camping, Fishing, Shopping, Motorcycles

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorShy
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading a book, TV

Views

Political viewsConservative
ReligionLutheran
Attend religious servicesOnce a month

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness